"The timeless classic. A woman gets pregnant in her mouth. They decide to keep the baby, which is a red, veiny, Fox News-addicted alcoholic. After it takes over their lives they realise there is only one option available to them: shooting it in the head with a handgun. This accomplished, it writhes around on the floor for a while and then they shoot it again and watch the body turn into blancmange as the sun comes up. Then they put the body in the trash in several separate bags. Then they break up with each other. You'll never guess what happens next! Just kidding, that's the whole story."
 
This copy is in excellent second hand condition, with only very light shelf wear. Will be shipped with bag and board.